6: Vegetable Subbuteo

Probably inspired by the pile of subbuteo stuff under my work desk, after we dismantled the World Cup installation. Certainly not inspired by a love of vegetables (bleeeurgh).

5: Disaster at Babybel Headquarters

Hmm, actually it wouldn't be too bad if it rained Babybels

No.4: Pimp My Egg

Erm, an egg. Pimped to the max n that.

No.3: War Giraffe

More machine than giraffe, all twisted and e-vil. His innards have been partially scooped out and replaced with the latest hi-tech weaponry, including directional laser eyes like that dude off of X-men

No.2: Pineapple Envy

Most certainly triggered by a colleague's early morning tale of sharp braking, resulting in out-of-control pineapple and, ultimately, exploded-all-over-car pineapple. He reeked of it. It was like he'd liberally doused himself in Eau de Pineapple.

No.1: Navy Duck

Bit of a random one to start off with. A vaguely Eastern bloc militaristic scribble. With ducky overtones.